Unruly Qiao
Episode 2
Grand Secretary Zhaos Daughter brought a lot of people
And captured him
She said she wants his life to pay back for her clothes
Seriously?
Its absolutely true! We need to save him
Take the knife, hurry
Okay, go where is it?
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Lao Dai is in there
Hurry release him! Release him!
What's wrong? What's wrong
Hurry and release him or I'll hurt you
Or else I'll kill you all! Do you believe me?
Yeah quick free him!
Or else we'll kill you! Free him
What's with all the noise
What's wrong? So noisy
What's going on
Look at what place you're at
This is Tai Shi Fu!
You dare come to Grand Secretary and mess around
Grand Secretary? Grand Secretary so what
Grand Secretary can disregard the laws
Add casually kidnap people? Let me tell you
You better free my son from inside!
If not.. I'll take your life
Yeah quickly free him. Or else we'll take your life
No need to be polite, What do you want
Hurry free him
Or else i will not be kind any longer
Hurry release my son!
Release him! You hear
Quickly leave! Or else you want to fight
Do you want to die
Release my son
I kill pigs for a living, do you hear
Release my son!
Do you hear? Release my son!
Let me go! Let me go
Let me go
I already told you im sorry!
What else do you want
What do I want?
If saying sorry can solve things then
Then all the policians would have no job
Last time you bullied me
This time its my turn
Can't you be more reasonable
I already told you I didn't do it on purpose
Smelly eggs matches you smelly fool
Don't... Okay then
Let me see how you'll dodge this. Here
I'll see how you'll avoid this one. Light the fire
Bring the cannonball
Release him! Release him!
Grand Secretary can just casually kidnap people
Then laws aren't needed!
How can that happen! Release him
I have killed pigs for a living for all these years
Are you guys letting him go?
What happened? Grand Secretary is back
Replying to Grand Secretary. There's a big and a small crazy person
All of a sudden came here to mess around
Liar! It was your Mistress that came and captured someone
Even if you invited us, we wouldn't come!
Grand Secretary, release my son
If you do I'll let this go
But if you're not gonna release my son
Then I'll fight with you till the end!
Where's the Young Miss?
Grand Secretary Young Miss is in the garden
My mother! Save me!
Let me see how you're gonna dodge this one
Stop
Quick! Who is that? Don't move
Don't move, don't move
Stop
Father
This... this what happened
He bullied me
You see
She tied me up and was firing a canon at me
Be reasonable! Who is bullying who?
Yeah what happened
He's bullying you
Grand Secretary, Yesterday that pervert was by the streets
He dared to touch Miss
He's a pervert
Xiao Tian, Is this true
Mother, I didn't do it on purpose
That day me and Xiao Shi Tao was walking on the streets
Then all of the sudden the guards wanted to search my body
So i started running
The guards started chasing me
And then I bumped into her. That's enough, Be quiet
Then did you apologize to her
I did apologize
In the end she got over 10 people to hit me
She even wanted to hit Xiao Shi Tao
Okay, Don't say anymore
Grand Secretary, you see
My son already explained
It was all a misunderstanding, misunderstanding
Take a look, my son
He touched your daughter by accident
If it's like this, then you touch me
And then it will be even okay
Here touch, touch
Touch Touch
You're not gonna touch
Then we will be leaving
Thank you Grand Secretary, Son let's go
Don't leave! That's enough
You're a girl
You're always acting like this, how is that good?
Go back to your room. Father
Go back!
I...
Buddy take care, I'll be leaving
Mother, the past just let it be the past
Don't be mad
How is is leave it to the past? It's only the beginning
Since you're fine, don't be walking around the streets doing whatever you want
Touching someone's chest
If it wasn't for me sacrificing my looks
You would still be stuck at Grand Secretary's place
I say its a
Good thing Grand Secretary Pretended that nothing happened
So Mother wouldn't have to be touched on the chest
Then how am I gonna face people
What do you know Grand Secretary is a gentlemen
Let me tell you don't use your cheap ways
If not then what
Little doctor, little doctor
Zhang Master is sick
Can you write down the medicine needed
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Lad, you're awake?
Ok, you don't have to be so uptight. Don't be scared.
I know, you must have been unable to live on
that's why you are willing to come here and
cut your "precious" thing to become an enunch?
Don't worry, Just endure the pain, it will be done and over with
Xiao Hing Dai, We're just gonna cut off your precious
and then put it into that container.
You have to keep that nicely.
Bury with you together after you died.
For full body's sake. Remember that already?
Even if we need to dig even deeper we must find that person
I want to crush his body into pieces.
so badly injured, Where should I hide?
My Mum told me before
the most dangerous place is the safest.
How's that safe?
Greetings Huang Shang
Rise thank you Huang Shuang
Gong Gong, lately the government services seems to be busy
Huang Shang is a good thinker
There's a thief that had barged into the palace,
Stolen my body's precious part
My livelihood.
Just a small case, Your Majesty.
You don't have to be bothered about this.
Enunch Li, what you're saying is wrong.
Although what's lost is your "precious",
But in the palace there's a thief
That means that there's a problem with the Palace's security.
That will be affect the emperor's safety.
This is not a small issue
Huang Shang, my opinion is...
We have to search whoever is the laziest
Since Eunuch Li is wanting the government services
To find his "precious"
For his own personal needs Huang Shuang should personally handle this
Eunuch Li, Your body's hair, and every part was given by your parents
So this issue is understandable for Eunuch Li
How about this? I'll find someone to help you.
Okay
Zhou Tai Shi Help Eunuch Li find his "precious"
The government services will no longer be involved with this issue
Your Majesty, don't be like this.
Is he that Magistrate Li Bo?
He can't be involved with other issues
Enunch Li
Do you want the guards going out to catch someone due to a theft offence
and harassing the commoners?
They blocked some people to search there bodies, and ask for money
Do you think it's appropriate or not?
My subordinates wouldn't do such a thing.
There's only a few bad ones if anything
I'll just catch them so it won't be a problem
Not only catching them but we must punish them too
We have to punish those people severely
The thief issue will be managed by Zhou Tai Shi
Enunch Li, will this do?
Emperor you...
If you really want it that way, I have no objection.
You shall make the decision solely.
Ok then that's decided.
don't come and bother me! I'm eating and I don't want to be bothered.
Young Miss, It's me
Young Miss
Old Master asks you to go and eat.
I'm not going
If you are not going to eat, then just eat some dim sum
Why are the clothes still here?
This clothes can't be worn anymore. I'll throw it out
Don't throw it, Then I'll wash it
Don't wash it first. Just put it there.
Why'd you sigh
That Zhou Tai Shi
How can he let
that little pervert off so lightly?
That's right, there's really a need to teach him a good lesson.
I should say that bad fellow should be punished and
stay here and work as a slave for the rest of his life
to serve you, Missy. Yup.
You're teasing me, you
Young Miss, don't be angry
Eat a little, don't harm your body
I didn't say, I didn't say
I didn't say anything
Fresh morning breakfast, No lies
Selling fresh beef, Fresh beef
Fresh beef
Come. Fresh beef. Come and see
This is nice, its perfect
Da Ye, you want to buy some beef
Is there any bigger ones
This is the largest, very nutritious.
Wrap it up Would you like us to slice it?
No thank you, I want it like this
Okay, One beef
Next one
No way. This, this is yours?
Gong Gong, yes it's mine
You don't know, I really didn't want to
If it wasn't for my poor family, and my brother being crippled
My father is dead, my mother is sick, my land has been taken away from me
I wouldn't want this
Stop looking at it. If you see it, I'm gonna be sad
You tell me, what tall man
Whose willing to cut his "precious"?
One cut and it's gone
But I have never done anything wrong
All this just for a mouthful of food
Take it inside. Take it inside.
No, where's my clothes
Go, Go, Next one
Boss, a kilogram of pork.
All sold out.
Aren't all those porks?
Then let me buy this pig
This is not for sell, what are you trying to say
You would rather read then sell your meat?
How can there be a person like you? Crazy
Boss, give me 2 kilograms of meat
All the meat is sold out
If you want to buy come back early tomorrow
If you come too late then there's no more
You little delinquent, I raised you
I'm gonna beat you delinquent!
Thanks for watching!
I'm gonna kill you! Don't Don't Don't Noo
Are you blind?
Sorry Sorry! Who is He Tian
Gong Gong, how come you're looking for my son
What's wrong
The Emperor has made a command, He Tian must follow
Who's letting you pack up
I said you could go?
The order already came, how can I not go?
If I dont go then that means I rejected the order
How can there be an order
Niang, I don't even know
You told me to sell meat so I just went out with you
Who know that the heavens all of a sudden sent an order from the Emperor
Ordering me to go to Tai Hosiptal
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Niang, Don't worry
It must be because I dont accept money from the neighbors who are sick
The palace must have heard that I'm a genius doctor
I remember I taught you to read and to be a good person
But I didn't teach you to be so sneaky
Left there's a small genius doctor, on the right theres a small genius doctor
What do you think Tai Hospital sent you there to do
To be a teacher
I know, Niang said don't think too highly of yourself
But you can't look down on yourself, look
The palace guards even came to the market just to place that command
Look at how popular your meat shop is
I don't want to be popular
I don't want you to go to Tai Hospital
How do we know that behind us
Will have lots of messy problems happening
Niang, Here, sit down
I actually don't want to be away from you
I want to spend more time with you
But this is the Emperors order
If i reject that command, i will be dead
Okay, I'll let you go
But i want you to follow 3 conditions
Okay, Cant it be just 2 conditions?
Okay 3 conditions, 3 conditions
Listen to me carefully, You can only promise if you can follow it
If you can't, don't promise me
If you can't do it come home, Understand
Hurry and tell me
Number 1 If they're not sick, don't bother with them
Once you get to Tai Hospital, You're there to heal people and learn things
Those not sick nor hurt, don't bother with them
Okay, I won't care about healthy people
Number 2 Don't be friends with those people
People from the palace, are dangerous
You can't be with people you work with
When I'm studying I won't have time
How can I go out and play around
Number 3 Don't let anyone know you're a girl
You're by yourself in the palace, Niang will be worried
1 day has 24 hours
Even when you're sleeping you must wear boy clothings
Niang ever since i was little i have been wearing boys clothing
Im not suitable for girl clothings
You already said the 3 things You're not gonna add more right
Im your mother, why cant i add more
Of course you can add, you can add as much as you want
Niang since you said it
Okay, Pack up
Once you pack up sleep early
Tomorrow is the 1st day, dont be late
Dont let anyone look down on you
While laughing saying you're the Meat stores son
I'll see who laughs at me, who dares to laugh at me
I will use Niangs knife and kill them
Im just joking
You're new? Your temper isnt good
Xiao Shi and Xiao Gui, is Mun Gong Gongs person
Mun Gong Gong serves Li Gong Gong
One Gong Gong serving another Gong Gong what rule is that
Listen to me, The palace is like this
You're already in here
If you dont follow it, You will soon lose your life
Do you think Li Gong Gong Is Li Bao Chuan?
You called him Li Gong Gong Do you wamt to die?
Hes just a eunuch
He cant even look after his own "precious"
What's there to be scared of?
Lower your volume.
Dont ever talk about his
"precious" in front of Li Gong Gong
Li Gong Gong's temper has never been good
Two days ago a lad
Because of saying some bad things
The government services broke his hand
I still can't stand this kind of
Person who abuses people because of his high status power
He deserves to get his "precious" stolen
The palace is different from the outside
You.. You need to act smart
Next time when they bully you
Hold it in, Don't talk back
Pal,
you don't have to be afraid.
It's not that I'm afraid. It's just that, just that I'm used to it already.
Wait till you're here a little longer then you will know what I mean.
I don't know and I don't want to know.
I'm Xiao San.
In the future, if they still bully you, you can just tell me and I help you teach them a lesson.
This ribbon rather fits you.
Does it fit?
Welcome all new students
Today is your first day here at Tai Hospital
Theres some things you need to remember
He Tian, Huang Shang has an order
You are a special doctor here in Tai Hospital
Hurry and come over
Not loyal, Not filial, Not brave, Not polite
shall not enter the Imperial Hospital.
Tai Hospital
Teacher
I would like to Ask if Tai Hospital has a book
Called "Bun Chau Pin Qua Jing Yau"
Have Teacher seen that before?
I heard this medical book is very intriguing
Grass, Wood, Jade, Birds
All these 10 books written separated, Wrote
One thousand eight hundred medicines that has different medicines and ways to use it
Quick run, run quickly, what do you want
What do you guys have to capture me, Release me
Lao Sze can i borrow it to write some things down?
After im done i will return it to you immediately
No. How can it be?
I heard this book is written by Tai Hospital
Spout any more nonsense then you shall scram.
Fun, Yes
Now I shall split you guys into groups.
Group 1 Fang Tong Ren Here.
Qian Si Yi
You're called He Tian right? I'm Hua Tuo.
(Chinese) Zhong Hua's Hua (Appropriate) Tuo Dang's Tuo
I am the Doctor Hua Tou's 17th generations son
Hi Hi
Pal, What does your family do?
Do you know anyone in the palace?
My family sells meat, Who do i not know?
Are you kidding? We are considered family now
Just say, I'm not telling anyone.
My family really sells meat
I don't know what happen either.
What? Nothing.
I just smelt some pig smells coming out of your body
Stay further away from me.
Hua Tuo
Here.
Those three students follow me.
Teacher, are we the same group?
Please teach me happily
Sweep the floor.
Teacher, Teacher, wait a moment.
Did you just tell me to sweep the floor just now?
Go and sweep.
Teacher, Teacher.
Go and sweep.
How dare you get me to wash the urine bucket
If i wasnt hurt
Theres me helping you clean the urine bucket
What have you guys eaten thats so good
Your excrement smells awful
Pour it where?
It's really suitable here.
All you urine buckets rise
Hurry say thank you and tell me to live for a thousand years
Being the Emperor is more comfortable
Here to be the Emperor
And you get me to pour your urine
If i wasnt hurt i would have left already
Fine, I'll hold it in for 2 more days
Pour urine, pour urine
I'll pour it in here
Punishing me by pouring the urine
Im good, I wont leave
I'll run out of here.
When i get outta here im gonna take that royal chair with me
Why does it smell so much, what good things did they eat?
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Is it enough chamber pot scraping?
If you call me Grand Grandpa,
I'll let you go to the courtyards.
Right.
Fine! Two older sisters!
You two look here.
You this fellow, should just leave.
No hot water, go take a bath quickly!
This kid. Leave quickly you! Leave, you!
Or else I'd really give you a good lesson!
Really need to give him a good lesson!
Come, come, come, let's go.
Ok, ok, ok, I'm going back first.
I'm going back first, bye.
Hey
What? Have I touch you?
You, you dare, you dare to hit me?
Just you wait. I'll deal with you later.
How are you going to deal with me?
If you remember in the future,
I need to buy a you a book
Teacher Using Teacher to scare me.
Who would believe it?
I'm not afraid of suffer, I'm strong as a cow
I need to use my heart when I think
I promise everything will go so well
Work hard, He Tian.
Is anyone there? Enunch's about to wash himself.
Is there anyone here to watch?
No Ok then.
Is anyone there?
Imperial physician is about to wash himself.
Is anyone there?
Imperial physician is about to wash himself.
My.. My fake identity of an eunuch is exposed
If someone sees me then I'm done
Help!
Hooligan. hooligan.
I didn't see anything, didn't see anything.
I didn't see anything.
I'm telling you, I really didn't do that on purpose.
I, I really didn't see anything.
I'm here to wash myself.
How would I know you're here to wash too?
Before i went there i yelled if there is anyone here
But you, you didn't even make a sound.
You obviously wanted to peek
And also you're not an enunch.
Why are you wearing eunuch clothings
I am Huang Shang's secret helper
I came here undercover for a secretive mission
What mission?
Aren't enunch just the Emperor's servant?
It's a secret.
Don't let anyone know, or you're dead meat
You're finding some random reason to get me to be quiet
You take me for a fool?
It's true.
Or else, how would I sometimes be in the palace,
sometimes outside the palace?
How would I be an enunch?
I still haven't asked you,
why did you dress as a man?
What does it have to do with you?
Why should I tell you?
We are friends.
Let's share some secrets, so we can get closer to each other
Are we even close?
No, I meant friendship.
Imperial Hospital doesn't take in girls.
So I had no choice but to dress as a boy.
I warn you
if you dare to tell anyone that I'm a girl,
I'll say you're a fake enunch.
Okay, since we both have admitted a secret
Let's go out some times
Drink some tea, talk for a while
Stop dreaming.
Lets go, I'll walk you back
No need.
Were all friends here, don't be so polite
Agreed?
There's a fake enunch here...
Here, here, here
Mum, I'm back.
Mum
Why are you back so late?
Are you that busy at Tai Hospital
I need to have a talk with your teacher
Return earlier.
It's all confusing
Outside people are trying to capture those thieves
Come, come
Come, wear this on.
What's this?
This is called an "identity card"
If you bring it, it shows you're a very kind person
When you're going through those security systems
No one can body search you
This is very convient, we should have had this earlier
They already found enough money, now prosecutors are next
I tell you
A "Good Citizenship" can be sold for five taels each.
This thing can still be sold for money?
That way its real and you can find money
Why can't it be sold?
If there's no money to buy it, then what?
If there's no money, then wait in line patiently
And let them body search
Today when I was walking down the streets
I saw an old man
That have no money to buy the "Good Citizenship",
Was brought back for an interrogation
What's the difference between the two?
A dog finally left, and now there's a tiger
That's none of your business.
Just take care of this
Don't say anymore
Go and fill a pail of water back.
Today, does the steam controller fit you
You're too beautiful, you.
For now on just stay with the steam
I understand, understand
Huang Shang is here
Huang Shang is coming
Empress Dowager, Your son greets you
You may rise.
Take a seat.
Bao Chuan says he's helping you
The government services caught someone right
Yes Empress Dowager
They caught him but you guys don't care
is that right?
Bao Chuan has already given you the witness and evidence
And has already given you the thumb print
They already found the culprit, but what are you waiting for
Being crowned as the Emperor, But you never do what you're supposed to do
Just behead if it should be.
Empress Dowager
Okay, okay,okay Fine fine fine
Don't say anymore, don't talk about it..
Once I think about it, my head hurts.
Empress Dowager, why does your head hurt
Here, why did your head hurt again?
Let me help you
Didn't you say it's hard for you to see me
And yet you talk about some unhappy things
I want to talk about happy things and that never happens
Son
You do know that Empress Dowagers still has a say in things
I want to see you get married, start a family
Empress Dowager, Your son just became the Emperor
Being an Emperor is always busy
If you're so busy let Bao Chuan handle some of your work
Why do you have to handle everything by yourself
Why would you have so much time
When will you have time to get married, and start a family
Your Majesty, Just follow Empress Dowager's order
Don't make Empress Dowager worry
Ms. Yun Ying here.
Your cousin's here.
Sweetheart
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